Today is the birthday of one of the most amazing women I know. She’s the yin to my yang. She’s just like me…only better! So what do you get for your bestie? Especially when she has EVERYTHING she really needs and most of her wants. You get the world to celebrate her birthday…and so with a little help from
I had shoes made by her very favorite cobbler
A girl cannot get enough wonderful wishes from the only night news guy and his ambiguously gay friend.
And she’s so amazing that even the world’s most evil guys take a day off of the douchebaggery to celebrate.
Unfortunately, the leader of the free world was just devastated that he’s let the date slip his mind.
And last but not least…I couldn’t let the day go without a very loving shout out from her absolute fave!
I love you, lady. Have a most happy birthday!






I love you more!! #Mwah